EXCLUSIVE: MATHS DISASTER STRIKES CAMPUS AS BUNGLING EDITOR WILL IRVINE HUMILIATED BY SUDOKU SCANDAL

A SHOCKING mathematical BLUNDER has left red-faced student journalists SCRAMBLING for excuses after printing an IMPOSSIBLE Sudoku puzzle that has LEFT READERS FUMING!

The jaw-dropping gaffe at university paper The Salient has EXPOSED what critics are calling a "TOTAL COLLAPSE" of educational standards as Editor Will Irvine and his team face BRUTAL BACKLASH over the puzzle catastrophe.

"THEY'VE STUFFED IT UP ROYALLY!" stormed one outraged puzzle fan who EXCLUSIVELY revealed to us how they discovered the mathematical NIGHTMARE when attempting the popular numbers game.

DAMNING EVIDENCE shows the bungling student journalists published a 9x9 grid that CANNOT BE SOLVED - with photographic proof showing the mathematical IMPOSSIBILITY that has left puzzle enthusiasts GOBSMACKED!

Campus insiders claim the HAPLESS editor and his team were "TOO BUSY with woke causes" to notice they'd published a BRAIN-TEASER FROM HELL that would leave Einstein himself STUMPED!

"These are supposed to be our future journalists?" questioned one FURIOUS reader. "They can't write properly, can't spell correctly, and now they've proven they can't even COPY AND PASTE a simple puzzle without making a COMPLETE HASH of it!"

The MIND-BOGGLING scandal comes as taxpayers DEMAND ANSWERS about why student unions continue splashing CASH on printed publications "when everyone's glued to their phones anyway!"

WHAT NEXT? Will heads ROLL at The Salient? Will puzzled readers get COMPENSATION? The campus CHAOS continues!