EXCLUSIVE: 'Superior Genetics' Mowbray PANICS as his Chinese plastic empire CRUMBLES under 145% Trump tax!
In a SPECTACULAR case of political KARMA, Kiwi plastic toy billionaire Nick Mowbray - who CHEERED Donald Trump to victory - is now DESPERATELY begging for mercy as his fortune faces DESTRUCTION!
The Zuru Toys founder, who made his MILLIONS flooding American homes with CHEAP Chinese-made plastic tat, is now CRYING to Kiwi media about Trump's MASSIVE 145% tariff on Chinese imports!
BILLIONAIRE'S STAGGERING £3 BILLION TARIFF SHOCK!
"It's hard to say we're not worried," WHIMPERED the toy magnate to Newstalk ZB, as he confessed his company faces a CRUSHING $3 BILLION tariff bill while his business sits in what he pathetically calls "a holding pattern."
WHAT DID HE EXPECT?! Trump REPEATEDLY promised these exact tariffs throughout his campaign - but apparently the self-proclaimed business GENIUS never thought his plastic water balloons and dart guns would be affected!
'SUPERIOR GENETICS' FAIL TO PREDICT OBVIOUS BUSINESS DISASTER!
In an ASTONISHING twist of irony, Mowbray - who has reportedly made CONTROVERSIAL comments about "superior genetics" - has demonstrated a SPECTACULAR lack of foresight!
The man who thinks his DNA gives him business superpowers couldn't predict that supporting a protectionist president might DESTROY a business built ENTIRELY on cheap Chinese imports!
'IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAN' WAILS BILLIONAIRE FROM LUXURY LA OFFICE!
"We're in a state of stopping everything at the moment because it's impossible to plan," Mowbray MOANED to radio host Mike Hosking, apparently believing his inability to anticipate OBVIOUS consequences deserves SYMPATHY!
SOURCES CLOSE to the toy tycoon reveal he's now "trying to work through the impact of the tariffs" from his PLUSH Los Angeles office - perhaps he should have worked through the implications BEFORE backing America's most TRANSPARENT con man!
OCEANS REJOICE AS PLASTIC EMPIRE CRUMBLES!
ENVIRONMENTAL EXPERTS are privately CELEBRATING the potential COLLAPSE of Mowbray's empire, which has pumped MILLIONS of pieces of plastic junk destined for landfills and oceans!
"American children will survive without another shipment of plastic dart guns," one insider REVEALED, "and the world's oceans might even THANK US for that!"
The SHELL-SHOCKED billionaire is learning the HARD WAY that Trump's loyalty extends only to Trump himself - and certainly NOT to foreign plastic toy barons with factories in China!
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